BLYTHE Social

"BonJour? bon jour?"

(Girls chat as wannabe French Blythe enters)\

Kristen:...and I really like the way my hair tastes with this new shamp . . .-
Kincaid: Oh no, not another one! DAMMIT! Look Angelina lips, if you think Im sharing my room with you. . .
Alice :*says something in french, not sure what?!?*



Kincaid: Wha? . . .Umm oh yea suga, sorry but darling theres no dogs allowed either! Its stinky enough in this cesspool with those guinea mini pigs Kristen keeps"
Alice * says something else, sorry guys, I dont speak french failed twice*


Kincaid: Fine but if he leaves one turd-hey is that a tattoo! Sooo cute!




Alice: wee-wee
kristen: Oh the bathroom is to the left.




Welcome Renzevous Chou-Chou! I luuuvv her!

My Dream Girl

Rendezvous Chou Chou

Oh ok, i just cant get enough of these girls. what kind of sick joke is this. HUH? I proooooommmisss (fingie's crossed) This lil babette is my dream gurl. I'm totally taken with her. Like remember when you were little and you would want a toy sooo bad, and you knew youd get it for christmas but xmas seemed like forever away...youd just think about it and get all happy and excited? That's how she makes me feel. Like I'm 7 and pining for a dolly. I dont even think she's the prettiest Blythe (that honor goes to Margaret Meets Ladybug sighhh), But she stole my heart. I introduce to you. . .DRUMROLL PULEEZE. . . Miss Rendezvous Chou Chou




She even has a crute lil heart tattoo on her back me rikkie rots!



WOWZA...Check out those collagen lips boys and girls. Goldie Hawn eat your heart out!



Ohh lala, I just lurrrve her fancy mullet. . .



Pretty baby even comes with a poodle. Who would have thunk it. I'll allow this and only this dog in my room. Whatever shall we name it?



Blue eye shadow?? Who the hell do you think you are gottdammit? God I love her sooooo much. Cmon tax refund!! gimmie gimmie gimmie.

She wears lace socks and pearls! OOh ah i feel it now. . . Be still my heart!

Meet The Blythe Girls

Medevil Mood Nancy
Nancy is a testy lil thing (i dont think she sleeps well). Also she suffers from low self esteem, since people are always saying mean things about Ashton Drake Gallery Blythe dolls. She is only really happy when she is skateboarding or po-going to her Bouncing Souls records, and keeps asking for a sk8orDie tattoo, but I simply refuse.





Prima Dolly Ashlet Greta
Greta wants to be a model. Its utter insanity. She just loves trying on new outfits and gettin her hair did. She went through a French phase where she would walk around saying "c'est la vie. fromage and bon voyage" but I think shes over it now.




Rosie Red Encore Taryn
Now this girl is always full of energy. She wants to be either a B-movie actress or a rock star. She just got a new guitar and I swear if I have to hear the riff of "Smoke On the Water" one more time. . .its off to the recycling bin for her. . .Or ebay. She decides. Oh, and she just got her bangs cut like Karen O, so she thinks she's hot shit. Im sure the other girls will bring her down to size.




Disco Boogie Kristen
Oh this girl is a mess! Such a fashion victim... anything pink or yellow, Especially her yellow socks. And that blue eye shadow lol! Luckily Kristen is always in her own little world so doesnt notice the strange looks and giggles from the other girls. She is sweet though and the keeper of the guinea mini pigs She is currently dating Brandon Walsh.



Silver Snow Kincaid
Kincaid is like Karen from Step by Step, Wendy from Just the 10 of us, and KellyBundy from Married with children rolled into one 12'' body. She is awfully too much! She is constantly telling Kristen how she should break it off with boring old Brandon Walsh and play the field. "You won't be Mint forever", she says. She means well though. (ps ignore the crappy pics she has the puffiest, platinum blonde hair eva!)